A thoughtful woman volunteering at the military compound to take care of the crazy creatures of Area 208 had previously been hated by these crazy creatures for being incredibly boring.
The crazy creatures had previously shouted at her, "WHY YOU SPOIL OUR DAY" and "WHY YOU WASTE OUR TIME".
They had also previously yawned very loudly in front of this thoughtful woman, yet she had somehow been able to endure this torturing pain and had not stopped volunteering.
This time, she decided to test something on one of the crazy creatures which turned out to be suprisingly effective.
She decided to spray hand sanitizer at one of the crazy creatures, who was making their natural animal noises. The crazy creature immediately stopped as a chemical reaction was caused between the crazy creature's skin and the hand sanitizer, causing a signal to be sent to the brain, causing the crazy creature to immediately stop.
After this wonderful and amazing discovery, she decided to try this on three other crazy creatures, which also worked, albeit less well this time as the hand sanitizer had already been used once.
She also flipped over a crazy creature's bag and emptied the contents.
This incident caused a crazy creature to declare that she was now at the top of his rankings of the volunteers.